Friday, April 4, 2008

Out of Time (Part I)

“Wouldn’t it be just like the Devil to make us feel down and dirty and rotten about our own selfs, while at the verysame time convincing us that we’re the only ones who feels that way? When we see sitcoms and celebrities on the T, aren’t they always just having the grandest old time -- or at least an acceptably challenging and ultimately rewarding time? We look to the T to tell us how to be. But the T done tole us we should be something we can’t. Life is dirty; humans are filthy, but there’s something inside us sayin’ we shouldn’t be, every minute of the day. We’re livin’ in Hell, and the Devil tellin’ us we should look like angels. We eatin’ shoeshine and shitballs all day, and the Devil tellin’ us there ain’t no commode.”

-Reverend Buzz Killborn, at the Super Dome, December 27th 2384.

Jazz awoke to the monotonous click and whir of his auto-bed as it slowly lowered him down from the cavity in the ceiling where he had spent so many nights. The room was 6’ x 6’, and as soon as he hopped down from the bed suspended about 2’ off the ground, he hit an illuminated panel in the wall to raise it. He had to do so in order to get around to the circular portal that led to the bathroom.

All the surfaces of the bathroom were made of black obsidian stone that was left unpolished, absorbing the bluish rays that came from an artificial skylight pressed into the center of the ceiling. The skylight had anticipated his arrival, and glowed as if the day had never ended. It was cracked down the middle, and often betrayed its image by letting in the elements.

Just as he stepped into the faded yellow ring painted on the ground, triggering the steam shower, a large butterfly fluttered past his face; he could feel the beat of its wings on his eardrum. Snagging it out of the air and crushing it between his fingers, he watched the powdery coloration from the insect’s wings smear and coalesce in the humidity, the inky drops accumulating and falling at his feet.

Fucking puta exterminators, he thought to himself, Can’t even get rid of a few butterflies. The butterflies had become something of a nuisance. They got everywhere. They were especially inclined to gather in the bathroom, where the humidity from the steam shower and the artificial sunlight had allowed some types of fungus to flourish in the pungent filth accumulating in the long neglected corners of the place.

The kitchen was no larger than the bedroom, and its surfaces shone in a light green hue. The brightness of the room was intensified by the fact that it contained no true corners. Everything was rounded and made fluid. No place to hide from the light, he thought behind bloodshot eyes. Drinking his powdered eggs with orangelo juice, he glanced at the spherical clock hanging from a wire in the ceiling. He was already late. No time for coffee-drink, I’ll have to use the suppository. By the time the caffeinated waxy substance dissolved, he was out the door, already thinking of his next trip to the bathroom and thanking God cigarettes came only in smoke-able form.

The rain, which continued in its steady, muted downpour as it had for the past three months, told nothing of the importance of this day. It was mild outside and the raindrops were big and warm. Suddenly he felt a vibration in his groin. It was his Textotech© patented pleather codpiece, reminding him of his meeting today. “Buenos dias Sr. Boil. Your itinerary for the day is as follows...” As the eerily pleasant simulated woman’s voice rattled off times and names, Jazz’s mind was elsewhere. He had been waiting a long time for what he finally could say was happening today. Not everybody was so lucky, his mother was fond of reminding him, and he should thank la Virgen María for being chosen so early.

The MASTRAK station being only a few hundred yards away from his home, Jazz usually walked. Standing on the slidewalk, he passed a muddy lot. Through the plexiglass walls he could see the daycare. It consisted of many clear plexiglass walls and he enjoyed watching the kids for the brief moment he could as he sped by. He was always interested in how sensitive the children were to the environment, and how they had to be kept in those lush, muddy eco-zones, separate from everybody else. Adjacent and connected to the rectangular day care building were a series of pods, each built to keep out the pollution and keep in customized environments, which the daycare specialists claimed mimicked ideal conditions for a growing child.

Inside each pod was a small child, naked and dirty, rooting around in his or her little patch of ground. It was fertile and moist inside those pods; he could see the condensation on the walls. Inside the main building was an army of childcare specialists who zipped from pod to pod, interacting with the children through gloves that punctured the pod walls. They looked like elephant trunks when they weren’t in use, and grimy bellows when they were. The children largely ignored the specialists, the little pink faces transfixed on something they seemed to find fascinating in the mud or in the toys around them. Like little piggies Jazz mused. This little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow! I love this!